Something wicked this way comes and there's an App for that

Check out these photos I was sent the other day!

Pretty cool huh! These were taken at the hospital that I work at. One of the nurses sisters took the photo and it was sent to me by one of my coworkers.

It's a FAKE!!!!

Yep! Sadly enough, there is an app for that!

For the last week it has been passed around to some of us at the hospital. I really did think that is was real at first. Why? Well, I work at a hospital first of all. There are a lot of souls coming in and a lot souls going out. In the fall, one of my coworkers told me about her brother in law who is a security guard at the same hospital. He had relayed to her an experience where he saw a little girl in a long dress walking the halls late one night. He has chased after her because he thought she was lost. He lost her and couldn't find where she went. He and the other security guards looked on the video tape to see if they could find where she disappeared off to and all they saw was him walking the halls talking to himself.

One of the other nurses I worked with told me that when she worked on the transitional care unit she had had patients that would talk about a little girl dressed in long white dress within a couple of days before that had passed away.

Personally, I have seen spirits in the hospital and have had my own personal encounters with them.

So I posted the picture on facebook on the wall of Ghost Adventures Show and asked them to debunk it. They didn't but about 24 hours after I posted it, it was debunked by a fan of the show. Apple/GDE Films, LLC has created an app that you can add ghosts to your pictures. One commenter went on a rant because this same little girl has been used over and over again many times in other photos. Now that I know it is a fake, I want some one to tell me what how it was created to be a fake.

I once read the statement: Have you ever noticed now that everyone has a home video camera there are no more UFO sightings?

My deepest apologies to all that were fooled by this picture.

My Valentine

My funny Valentine,

Hello, is it me your lookin for? 'Cause I can see it in your eyes. So let me start by saying, I love you. Have I told you lately that I love you? Have I told you how much I really care? Because you fill my heart with gladness, take away all my sadness. Ease my troubles, that is what you do.

On this Valentines Day, I've just called to say that I love you. I've just called to say how much I care and I mean it from the bottom of my heart.

I've been really trying baby, trying to hold back this feeling for so long. So if you want my body and you think I'm sexy, come on baby, let me know. Because you're one still the one! You're still the one makes me laugh- we're still having fun and you're still the one. Still the one that I love, the only one I dream of.

But when we're apart my sweet Valentine, don't worry. Every breath you take, every move you make, every bond you break, every step you take, I'll be watching you. Oh, can't you see Valentine, you belong to me.

So on this Valetines Day, don't go changin. Just to try to please me because you have never let me down before. I love you just the way you are. Because you are the wind beneath my wings.

I'm Forever yours......Faithfully

I (heart) Books

I love to read! I love Books! I read an average of 30 books a year. I know that is not much by some standards but for this mother of two who also works full time 30 is a lot. I learned to read and write at the age of 3 and haven't stopped. Sadly, I only read 5 books last year.

I know! I am disappointed in myself, I have no excuse and I have resolved to do better. This year, I have already read my first book and am working on my second as we speak. I am a little behind on my reading but I will be catching up soon.

Even though I have only read 5 books last year, I enjoyed every one. So here they are (in no particular order) Honey's 5 books from 2010!

The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner, By Stephenie Meyers-

Grade: B+

I love the the Twilight series by Stephenie Meyers!! So of course I had to buy The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner. Plus a $1 donation was made to the American Red Cross for each book sold. BONUS!!

This is a short novella that is apart of the Twilight Series by Meyers. Meyers has a way of sucking people into her stories (no pun intended). She is an extremely anti-climatic writer and carries that flawlessly through this story. The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner is told from the point of view from a newborn vampire. Reading the first part of the novel, I didn't feel like I was reading another Twilight novel; until I got the end, when the story of Bree collides with the third book in the series, Eclipse. This is where I felt Bree ended and I was reading another Twilight novel. It is a quick read and I recommend this novella. Warning: If you haven't read any other of the Twilight books you will be lost.

The Millennium Series by Steig Larrson

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, The Girl Who Played with Fire, The Girl Who Kicked the Hornets Nest

Grade A+

This series first caught my attention while I was shopping at Costco one day. Upon the stacks of thousands of books laid out before me, The Girl Who Kicked the Hornets Nest was what caught my attention. It was a brand new book and it's silver jacket was loud. I picked up the book and haphazardly looked through. I didn't give much more thought to any of it but I kept seeing the series everywhere. How could you not with a cover as bright and loud as those? Curiosity got the better of me one night when I discovered that The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo was on the instant play on Netflix. It was the Swedish version and I am not one to snub a foreign film too quickly. I loved the movie and decided to read the books.

A few weeks later I was in the Portland Airport waiting for my flight home. I strolled the kiosks and found an inexpensive copy of The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo. I won't lie, I found the first 60ish pages hard to get through, then I hit a point in the story where I couldn't put the book down. I had the book finished within the week.

I ran out immediatly and purchased The Girl Who Played with Fire. I read it in 6 hours on a Sunday. The next day I purchased Hornets Nest; but due to my busy schedual, I only had my half hour lunch break to read and finished reading in about two weeks.

Larrson has a fourth book in the series but due to his death, it was never finished. Rumor has it though that a college of Larrsons could finish the book but the world isn't holding their breath.

Larrson created one of the most brilliant characters ever, Lisbeth Salander. She is enigmatic, brilliant and empowering. She was made a victim and Lisbeth refuses to be that victim. Mikael Blomkvist is a journalist who enlist Lisbeths help to solve a mystery. Mikael character is one that if I am ever accused of murder, I want this man on my defense team.

Larrson is an amazing author! He created characters that draw you in; a story line where you want more and you want to keep reading. The story is great, the characters unforgettable and a series you will want to read over and over again.

(Warning: The foul language is minimal in all three books; the sexual content, though brief, does get graphic.)

Rough Country by John Sanford

Grade B

I picked up a copy of Rough Country while waiting for a flight to Seattle. I knew that I wouldn't ever fill my quota of books to read for the year but was looking for something to read. I was in the mood for a good mystery thriller but didn't know what I wanted to read. I had seen John Sanfords name before and thought I would give him a try.

Rough Country is a Virgil Flowers Novel that is a really good mystery novel but I didn't find myself wanting to keep reading for the story line, I wanted to keep reading because of Virgil Flowers. Sanford created a great series character. Sanford writes Flowers as if the reader had never met Flowers but you still know everything about him. I found the book to be more character driven than story line driven. But I walked away wanting to read more novels by Sanford and solve a few more mysteries with Virgil Flowers.

It is a good travel book and I found it was enjoyable and recommend it to anyone.

Monkeys+ PBS = laughter and learning!

How can you not love these faces??

We love PBS at our house! Who needs cable when you have such great show such as Nature?? Tonight on PBS, they were showing Nature: Clever Monkeys. Of course, it is Super Bowl Sunday (and growing up Super Bowl was religion in our home, it is a sacred Sunday) but during commercial I quickly flipped through the channels to see what was on. I came upon PBS and upon my TV were the faces of Monkeys. My kids joined me to see these fabulous creatures and began to laugh! Anything that is going to get my kids laugh and teach them is well worth watching.

So check it out on PBS.org!

A Tribute to Martin Luther King

For my Hero,
Free at last! Free at last! Thank God Almighty! We Are FREE at last!

"Boob Job! Ya have one?"

I have decided I need to boob job. Plain and simple.

"Why?" you might ask. Truth be told, I need a way out of a speeding ticket.

"WHAAAAAAT!" you might exclaim. Yes, in all my cuteness and honesty I have never gotten a warning for speeding. Just the ticket.

Yes, I see that puzzled look on your face. To be fair, yes I was speeding but I didn't realize that I was.

You're still confused.

Last week, I was on my way to an evening appointment. I noticed the traffic was heavy so I decided to take the back road and avoid any delays. Heading west, I started down the back road where the speed limit is 35 mph. About two miles down the road there is a major 4 way stop and less than a mile after that there is a light. After the light, the speed limit turns to 25 mph... or so I thought.

Heading west down the back road, I crossed through the four way stop and headed towards the light. Thinking the speed limit was 35, I drove towards my appointment. I had no intentions on speeding- I just drove to my appointment and with a lot on my mind I was doing about 38 mph.

Ahead of me I noticed a car, faced in the opposite direction, turn it's light and engine on. I slowed down below 35. I had no way of knowing what the driver of the car's intentions were and I had already been in one accident this month, I really wasn't in the mood for another. There was barely enough space for the car to flip around into my lane and pull infront of me and this is one of those back roads where that happens quite frequently. As I passed the car I realized it was a police officer and he then flipped around into my lane behind me! No lights flashed or any other notions from him to pull over or that I was going to be pulled over at all. He followed me to the light.

I pulled up to the red light and waited. I noticed just after the light there was a sign posting the speed limit of 25 mph. The light turned green and I proceeded through the intersection. With the police officer still following (this is one of those"am I really in trouble? because I think my father just got home!" moments) I obeyed the 25 mph speed limit and just as I passsed the sign; his light flash and I was pulled over. Mind you, I was obeying the speed limit when he pulled me over!

Then there was the usual: "License and registration, please. Oh, and did you know that you were doing 13 over the speed limit!"

I thought: I could cry! No.... I really can't cry on demand and I wasn't wearing any waterproof mascara.

What else I could do??? hmmm.... well, showing cleavage was totally out of the question. Because I don't have any! That's why!Even with my fantastic bra from Fredericks of Hollywood (amazing bras by the way!!) I still don't have anything to entice any male other than my Hotstuff. Besides that, it was way to cold to be taking off anything.

At this point, I have no other secret weapons (well, that are moral and legal) to get out of this so I might as well be honest.

The police officer explained to me that I was speeding. I apologized and explained that I did not realize that the section of road that I was just on was 25mph. I thought it was 35 until after you go through the light.

"Sorry, no," he said. "About 1500 feet from the stop sign there is a posting for 25 miles per hour." Later, when I told a few friends and Hotstuff about what happened, they did not even know that the speed limit was 25. All of them thought the same as I did, it was 35 until you get to the light and 25 after the light. I had driven a good half a mile doing 13 over the limit.

The office took my information and went back to his vehicle. I sent a text to my appointment letting them know I would be late. I patiently waited for the officer to return. Ten minutes later he finally comes back.

"Well, I am willing to work with you. This road is dark and we have a lot of people who ride their bikes and walk down the road. So instead of writing that you were doing 13 over, I am only going to put that you were doing 5 over."

WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The first time that my best friend got pulled over, she blubbered like a baby. The officer gave her a warning. She was doing 45 in a 25 mph school zone. My friend C, just recently got pulled over for doing 17 over in a construction zone, she didn't have her license and she was driving her boyfriends car. She got off with a WARNING!!! (No offense C- just using you as an example.)

Willing to work with me means, giving me a warning not a damn ticket! I kept my mouth shut and nodded politely because I knew that if I opened my mouth the next words out of them would be: " Looks like somebodys got a quota to fill!"

Besides that who in their right mind would even go down that back road?? It's Decemeber for crying out loud!

I quietly took my ticket and was told I could go. My mother raised me to be honest and I was. She also raised me that there are consequences to every action. I have been having a hard time understanding that anytime I have been pulled over, I have been honest and did not try to get out of it and I still end up getting a ticket. Honesty might be the best policy but I have decided that's not getting me very far.

This is where the boob job comes in. I figure with a "fuller figure" and some honesty it just might get a whole lot farther. Or at least a Warning.

Turkey Leftovers

I love the food from Thanksgiving. Most especially the Pumpkin Pie, Jellied Cranberries and Yams. Yet, there is always so much food leftover. I have always wondered why we make so much food for such a small group of people but that is neither here nor there. This post is about those wonderful delicious leftovers and what to do them.

Every Mom's solution: CASSEROLE!!!!

Casserole #1

1. Bottom Layer: Turkey, cut up. (If you cut the turkey up it makes easier to eat.)

2. Next Layer: Gravy!

3. Next Layer: corn or left over veggie of your choice

4. Next Layer: Mashed potatos

5. Top Layer: Chesse

Casserole #2

Follow layers #1 and 2, when you get to layer #3 place your leftover dressing or stuffing on top.

Bake your cassrole @ 350 degress for about one hour. Serve with your leftover jellied cranberries, rolls and other fabulous leftovers from the day before.

Love, Honey!