When a Mommy and Daddy love each other very much.... they do laundry!

I have come to the conculsion that there is a sexual nature to laundry.

I know! Surprised me too! Yes, I am talking about laundry, that horrible, nasty, unforgiving, never ending chore; has a sexual nature.

So how did I come to this warped conclusion? Well, lets take a look.

~Laundry will always be there calling your name.... in that cute little coy voice that it uses. You know the voice. It's that Hannibal Lector meets Antonio Banderas voice, so sexy yet so very dangerous.
"Honey, I am waiting. I'm right here... you know you want to do me...."

~ Laundry is very particular about it's likes.... some loads like it hot... and the really "special" loads like it cold. The spin cycle... well you get the idea!

~Washing; you can pretty much guarantee the time, start to finish.

~Drying, well, that may take all day!

~Some loads require extras to get your whites whiter and you loads smelling fresh.

~There is a presoak and an extra rinse cycle on the washing machine.

~There are timed cycles on the dryer and some loads just need to be fluffed.

~Finally, no matter how many loads you do, there will always more.